You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
