i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
