i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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