Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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