He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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