Everything about him screamed your future.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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