just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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