i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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