You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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