Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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