Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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