On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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