She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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