Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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