erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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