Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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