problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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