oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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