Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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