Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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