brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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