ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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