The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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