in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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