Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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