is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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