Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
