i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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