Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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