thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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