Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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