Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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