he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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