5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize