Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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