So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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