I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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