As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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