shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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