it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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