She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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