i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Randomize