is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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