Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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