its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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