Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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