That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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