can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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