dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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