YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
