Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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