Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Mom said you looked used
You're a waste of cheezeits
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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