Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
