Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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