He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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